We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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