OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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