Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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