Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You're breaking my sexual little heart
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
