I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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