Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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