hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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