When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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