My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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