The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
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