On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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