i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
