marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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