Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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