i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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