She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I think people are normalizing furries
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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