So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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