...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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