Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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