Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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