Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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