ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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