this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We have so much sex to catch up on
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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