Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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