Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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