the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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