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Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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