come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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