All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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