Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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