Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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