votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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