...so i touched it.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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