I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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