Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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