Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
