jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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