i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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