yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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