This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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