Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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