what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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