He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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