i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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