adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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