don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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