your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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