i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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