Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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