This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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