Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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