White coat. Heels.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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