I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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