how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I think your dad took our porno
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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