Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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