Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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