Having a random hookup so left but love u
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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